December 2010
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Cracking Christmas cracker jokes
Q: Why was Cinderella no good at sports? A: Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Q: What did the letter say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and we’ll go places.
Q: Why don’t bananas sunbathe? A: Because they’d peel.
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Dobby knows, sir! Harry Potter has to go into the lake and find his Wheezy
Find...
– Dobby and Harry. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 26- The second Task (via quickquotesquill)
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callmrplow asked: I have a request now that you've blogged the harry potter party.
The Dobby! He was my favourite character in that movie!
The Dobby! He was my favourite character in that movie!
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How many ghosts are there in 'A Christmas Carol'?
If you said three, you have forgotten that Marley was dead to begin with. There are four ghosts in Dickens’ short story.
If you said five, then you grew up watching ‘The Muppet Christmas Carol’ :D
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Dunedin's town centre is called The Octagon.
So of course all I could think the whole time I was there was:
“I know what you’re thinking and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.”
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